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notalwaysright_feedRead I’ll Have The Mac And Cheese Without The Mac
Customer: "Umm, what's this?"
Me: "Your mac and cheese"
Customer: *Snaps.* This has noodles! I'm allergic to noodles!"
notalwaysright_feedRead How A-Moo-sing
The family is on a little outing. We're walking through a farm, and my five-year-old son spots some cows in the field. Out of nowhere, he asks:
Son: "What do you call a cow with no legs?"
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notalwaysright_feedRead Leaving The Kids Home Is Childs Play
I'm at that age where many of my friends have small children. I am in a same-sex relationship with my girlfriend (fourteen years and counting!) and neither of us is interested in children. I, especially don't like kids and try to keep my distance as I find them rather annoying.
notalwaysright_feedRead Nothing Neutral About This Attitude
I'm applying make-up to a customer to demonstrate how to get the best out of a product, when another customer storms up to me holding a foundation bottle. She interrupts me even though I say I am with another customer.
Customer: "This color says ‘medium neutral,’ but it’s way too dark. You people really need to make your labels clearer. I look like I’ve been spray-painted!"
notalwaysright_feed(My father has taken us to his university for a Science event, and there’s a number of stalls showcasing various experiments etc. There’s one where the names of colours are on a board in a different colour, and you have to say the word instead of the colour. I try.) Me: “Brown. Black. Red. Yellow. […]
notalwaysright_feedRead That Is Some Grade A Blame Deflection
"There is a PROBLEM and the parent wants it RESOLVED. IMMEDIATELY."
The child received a B- in the class, and this "is not SUFFICIENT" to get credit at his university, and it is my job to "RECTIFY this."
notalwaysright_feed(I’m helping out with the children’s program at my church. The teacher finished the lesson early and told the kids they could play until their parents picked them up. The kids start making their way to the back of the room where there’s more room to play when a little girl starts crying.) Me: What’s […]
notalwaysright_feedI am at a salon I frequent getting my hair done for a business trip. My hairdresser has multiple clients, so while I’m sitting and letting a treatment work, she’s cutting the hair of another woman. Suddenly, in the middle of paying and preparing to leave, the other woman comes up to my chair with […]
notalwaysright_feedRead Cancellations Are On A Roll
Customer: "Hiiii… you're going to hate me."
Me: "How can I help?"
Customer: "Sorry, we ordered too much food. Can you cancel the baked lobster roll?"
The one that is ALREADY IN THE OVEN.
notalwaysright_feedRead You’re Looking For Binoculars, Not Bifocals
I work for an optician and eyeglass retailer. A customer has just had some new lenses made and is testing them out in his new glasses. He looks unimpressed.
Customer: "How do I zoom in?"
notalwaysright_feedRead Will Not Be Influenced By The Influencer, Part 11
Me: "We don’t do comped meals for exposure. But you’re absolutely welcome to review us if you’re dining as a regular guest."
Customer: "Wow. You’d rather miss out on thousands of eyes than give away one lunch?"
notalwaysright_feedRead This Task Became A Paper Chase
Tech Support: "If the printer asks for paper, please add paper. This is not something you should submit a ticket for. This is something you can do yourself."
Me: "Thank you for the response. The paper tray is filled to the brim. It still asks for paper when scanning."
Tech Support: "Please add paper to the max line."
Me: "Paper present. Still does not scan."
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